30 year old Gothblin from Norwich, UK. Commonly found in the pub.

druizard:

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Cats of Baldur’s Gate III

I didn’t realise Steelclaw and His Majesty looked to similar. Makes me wonder whether they may be siblings.

I mean, yes, that would probably require His Majesty to have somehow made his way through the curse from Moonrise to the only-recently-safe Last Light… but that is an extremely Cat thing to do. Bonus points if he acted all nonchalant when he got there.

brutaliakhoa:

the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

waspcup:

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

saintmachina:

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

Discworld is the only fantasy setting I know of that opens with The Magic Is Going Away and everyone is just kind of okay with it. Like “Welp, got to move with the times, can’t run a condom factory when there’s elves all over the place”

And whenever The Magic Comes Back, some overtired reluctant protagonist has to roll their eyes and Put The Magic Back Where It Came From

In any other fantasy setting the return of dragons, sourcerers, elves or unicorns would be some kind of beautiful, bittersweet closing note, but in Discworld it prompts the same kind of response as a bat in the house

maykitz:

maykitz:

astarion having ultra shredded abs is admissible if boring because he’s a mentally ill ken doll gymrat on peds, wyll having muscles is logical because he has a sword and shit even though his arms are stupidly thin and he would not be on a low body fat % like that (75kg wtf?). gale though? who does nothing besides cast spells and try to hump your leg? him and halsin can only be saved by this mod

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the way this game insists on using their one same shredded asf body model for absolutely every human man gets completely preposterous sometimes because wtf is this

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